The tour guide who led me around JinSha Relic Site gave me a mic to wear so we could keep in touch while I checked things out close up. Related: I think he had been trained how to conduct tours for Westerners because he stood really far away from me at all times. I couldn't figure out if he were standing unnaturally far away, or if I have just become so accustomed to having no personal space it seemed super far away but was actually normal Western spacing. I think this means I'm totally going to embarrass myself in America by standing 6 inches from someone in line at Target.* But I digress....
So he and I were both wearing mics, and mid-way through the tour I needed to use the bathroom. I went on my way and it wasn't until I was washing my hands that I realized my mic was still on. OOPS. I was mortified! I hope that either A: we were far enough out of range of each other that he couldn't hear me or B: he turned his mic off.
Note to self: when peeing, turn off all transmission equipment.
*I'm pretty much planning on going to SuperTarget everyday I'm home. It's my happy place.
12 comments:
Oh my goodness! That would be incredibly embarrassing but what can do you?
This is so funny!!!
And if you invade my personal space at super target, I will get your ankles with my cart. :)
LOL.
LOL again. I just saw that it listed my name as 'Miss' Nicole-it's my old china teacher account. LOL.
That is so funny! You'll never seem him again, but he probably laughed about it with all his friends.
I meant 'see'
Oh, that is classic! People in Super Target are always too close. And in Super Walmart. I try and go after a workout so they'll stay FAR away :)
Oh God that is so something I would do.
OMG! Thats mortifyingly funny. I am so sorry it happened to you. I cant imagine what others listening were thinking! Hope it was just #1 and not #2!
I love this story! :D I wonder what he was hearing/thinking...and why you didn't ask him about it afterwards. I would've. :)
LOL too funny!
At least it was "just a pee" :-D
ps: Target rocks!
Yes, thank goodness, only peeing. It's one of those things you can't be upset about, it's too silly not to laugh!
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