Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Male Athletes

The Order of Hotness:

Canadian Hockey Players
All Other Hockey Players
Lacrosse Players (especially the team I saw last night in the HPER building on campus)
Baseball Players (especially Johnny Smoltz, excluding all Yankees)
Soccer Players
Pick-up Football Players (the hotness of amateur sports)
Divers
Non-Pro Golfers (the guys I know in my personal life who golf are all kinda hot)

And of course, the ultimate cage fighter:

Wolverine. Definitely my favorite male athlete.

Please note: this list is not based solely on looks (except the divers) and has not been scientifically verified (except by infatuation).

10 comments:

Zen Master said...

I CANNOT believe you left cage fighters off that list...

Tobe

Technodoll said...

I think martial arts athletes should be waaay on top of that list! I mean come on, Bruce Lee = rreeeeerr!

And boxers, at least the young ones whose faces are not all smashed up yet.

Amen.

Rebecca said...

Tobe: are you going to kick my ass? And does this mean you have some hot cage fighter friends to introduce me to??

Techno: see, that is the beautiful thing, they are all yours!

Sarah said...

Wolveriiiiiiiiiiine. Swoon.

Zen Master said...

If you like cauliflower ear and displaced olfactory systems then I know just the guy...

Tobe

Jeremy Tatelman said...

I suggest that you move swimmers and divers to the top.

Lacrosse players are douche bags. All of them. It's a prerequisite. :)

Wayfaring Wanderer said...

I've never been one to drool over the hotness of guys......call me queer....but girls are so much better looking! ;)

1218Blog said...

I was totally into Hugh Jackman as Wolverine and then I saw him in the musical Oklahoma (which I love by the way nothing against musicals) but it totally took something away from him for me.

But I am so into soccer players, Beckham in particular. And I don't care if people say he dresses too girly. I LOVE HIM!

PrincessB said...

Beckham....drool...

I looove hockey players..and Canadians...Canadian hockey players might put me over the edge.

Rebecca said...

Sarah: I went and saw X-Men against my will (with a guy) and I was NOT PREPARED for the bone-melting hotness of Wolverine. So, yeah. I agree.

Tobe: I cannot believe you have been holding out on me all this time. And btw, your son mooned me the last time I was up there. I wonder which of his uncles taught him that little trick??

Jeremy: Let me guess, you are a hockey player? ;) And I have never actually spoken to a Lacrosse player, thanks for the heads up. Um, swimmers are awesome. Nice breath control. And that's all I'll say about that. :)

WW: I think women are on the whole gorgeous and yes very hot. But I do drool over the menfolk. I'm a big time women-appreciator and man-ogler. If that makes sense.

1218: oh, that is exactly why I refuse to see anything else with Hugh in it. I don't want to ruin it! Hearing that, I made the right decisions.

PrincessB: try it, you'll like it.:) Canadian men are awesome, unless your name is Tom, other than that, awesome. I am not on the Beckham band wagon, but hey, more for y'all to savor.